Wednesdays, Windows, and Windex

Someone just posted “Happy Wednesday, we’re 1/2 there!” Um..to where? Weekends now have a whole new meaning. Maybe a hope for weak-ends? It is however a great time to gain a new perspective, and develop some laughs along the way. C’mon ..don’t YOU laugh out loud by yourself in your house? Try it, dance and laugh like no one’s watching. And even if they are, it’s the good kind of contagious.

10 Pandemic Perspectives for Lockdown Laughs:

  1. Teaching on line is way more fulfilling than dating on line

  2. Morning breath under my mask, singes my eyebrows only.

  3. No longer running out of gas two times a week.

  4. Zooms done by noon, then get ready for cocktails and tunes!

  5. Talking to yourself in solitude is great - you always get the last word.

  6. Washing dishes has never felt so good.

  7. Cleaning is a preferred choice, not a chore.

  8. Toenails have become an endangered species.

  9. Plenty of time to google yourself. And every ex you’ve had. Since puberty.

  10. Games of solitaire have become the new Game of Thrones.

What are your top ten perspective  shifters? Please share in comments!